*sniff sniff* "momeeeeee... it's oveeeeeeeeeerrrrr!"

Hmm reading week is over,... , no i didn't get as much done as i had hoped to, it was good to relax a little and just move around discovering new things... especially the location of a chinese supermarket. I finally have soya bean drink, dou nai,tau huey jui, beancurd milk! It's fantastic. Well, watched a lot of movies, read a lot of books and hopefully ready to deal with the next few weeks. Ja ne.

Sharing a Donkey...
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye."

Toilet jokes
Graffiti 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some ******* stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....
Washroom Graffiti 2
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote
Washroom Graffiti 3
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You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
Washroom Graffiti 4
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose
Washroom Graffiti 5
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 6
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of environment advertisement
Washroom Graffiti 7
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Washroom Graffiti 8
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Washroom Graffiti 9
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On the inside of a toilet door:
patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Washroom Graffiti 10
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A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Washroom Graffiti 11
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson

Washroom Graffiti 12
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.